My hair’s days are numbered. I can feel it in my gut … But, that’s probably just gas …Anyway, the prophesizing abilities of my intestines aside, I’ve always been blessed with an abundance of hair. Or, overabundance, as some might say. Escaped convicts could hide out for weeks in the patch of hair between my [...]

posted by arthbard at 11:40 pm on Wednesday, May 14, 2008

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For the record, Arthbard isn’t dead. And, hey, wouldn’t ya’ know it, I just uploaded a new cartoon to YouTube. If anybody out there still cares, here it is.This cartoon is basically my tribute to Terry Gilliam and, very possibly, the most immature thing I’ve ever done.Ever.Including the time I shit my pants.

posted by arthbard at 10:45 pm on Saturday, April 5, 2008

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iPods are great. iPod lets me start a sentence with a lower-case letter and, for once, it’s not a grammatical mistake. Take that, every English teacher I ever had! But such case insensitive freedom is nothing compared to the sublime prospect of putting one’s entire CD collection into a light, portable device; one that fits [...]

posted by arthbard at 8:01 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2007

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posted by arthbard at 11:42 pm on Friday, May 4, 2007

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You know what this room needs?A lava pit, that’s what.I’ve been playing Nintendo’s latest Legend of Zelda game, lately. And, while my online presence has been pretty nearly nonexistent of late, at least the land of Hyrule is safe and sound. I’m sure everyone can appreciate my efforts in this regards, as a safe, stable [...]

posted by arthbard at 8:57 pm on Thursday, December 7, 2006

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There was an election a couple of days ago. I’m sure you noticed. I mean, you all voted, right? … Right?Assuming you said yes, and assuming that you voted someplace in South Carolina, Arizona, Idaho, Colorado, South Dakota, Tennessee, Virginia, and/or Wisconsin, you might have noticed an innocuous little amendment concerning the proper definition of [...]

posted by arthbard at 11:15 pm on Thursday, November 9, 2006

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