posted by arthbard at 10:28 am on Sunday, May 16, 2010

Labels: Arthimation, Humor

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Twilight is pretty much the hottest thing out, right now. The first two films in the series have been breaking box office records, and your esteemed blogger Arthbard has just been given a special sneak preview of the third movie. I know! I was as surprised as anyone! Anyway, in this film Bella has a [...]

posted by arthbard at 12:41 am on Saturday, December 5, 2009

Labels: Humor

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… Here’s a an old drawing of me made by a young relative many years ago. Surprisingly accurate … But I’m still not sure what’s wrong with my crotch.

posted by arthbard at 8:02 pm on Friday, November 13, 2009

Labels: Humor

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Police are warning about a new threat to our safety. A new criminal walks our streets, threatening our way of life. A criminal who invades our very homes. For the past several months, this mysterious offender, known only as “The Bread Molester,” has been breaking into houses in order to stroke, grope, and otherwise fondle [...]

posted by arthbard at 7:56 pm on Saturday, October 10, 2009

Labels: Humor

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PART 1 | PART 2 Michael quietly stepped through the gate, walking down a dark, shade‑filled passageway. The passageway opened into a spacious clearing. In the center, spirits crowded around a tall stone structure, at the peak of which sat three men, presumably judges determining the ultimate destiny of the dead. As Michael stepped forward, [...]

posted by arthbard at 9:23 pm on Saturday, October 3, 2009

Labels: Fiction, Humor

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PART 1 Black water splashed and swirled around the oar. Charon pulled it from the river, dripping wet and covered in algae, only to plunk it back in a few feet forward. He moved the boat along at a leisurely pace. He did this all day, every day. Clearly, he was in no hurry. Michael [...]

posted by arthbard at 7:11 pm on Monday, September 28, 2009

Labels: Fiction, Humor

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