The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Improving Your IQ - If only it were that easy.
English Grammar Workbook For Dummies - I don’t honestly know how effective this will be, but it’s sorely needed.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Journaling - Preserve your dumbass thoughts for future generations.
Vocabulary for Dummies - Dummy vocabulary, hmm? Maybe it can help explain this “Git-r-done” I’ve been hearing so much about.
Poetry for Dummies - I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that most of these include the word “Nantucket.”
Etiquette for Dummies - While I don’t expect that a simple book is going to start making stupid people behave in a civilized fashion, I certainly applaud the attempt.
Research Papers for Dummies - Notice it doesn’t say “Writing Research Papers.” Perhaps it’s just a collection of reports the student can hand in as is.
Signing for Dummies - I know it’s really about sign language, but please … Just let me pretend it’s about signing your name.
Baby Signing For Dummies - Mr. Dummy! Mr. Dummy! Please sign my baby!
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Writing Poetry - I assume it describes the method where you run through the entire alphabet trying to find a word that rhymes properly … Aoperly … Boperly … Coperly … Dammit, this might take a while.
Screenwriting for Dummies - I think this book is probably solely to blame for the state of the motion picture industry, right now.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Clear Communication - Clear communication is important to learn. Because the typical idiot method of saying things like “Fruit bat canoe hop a speedy boat house” just isn’t gonna cut the mustard.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Web Animation - Yeah, only idiots make web anima … Wait …
posted by arthbard at 6:01 pm on Friday, July 3, 2009
Good News! At least, that is, if you enjoyed the previous Don Juan Frankenstein shorts. See, said shorts were done months ago, with plans of a continuing series that only ever wound up continuing to those four. I posted those four with no definite plans on whether or not I’d do more, but now that those are all up, I figure I might as well go ahead and finish the fifth, which I’d already recorded vocals for.
The speed with which this gets finished depends greatly on the amount of time I spend animating, so I don’t dare postulate a release date–and I, likewise, can’t promise what’s in store or not in store for the future–but, at the very least, this one cartoon is going to be animated.
In the meantime, here’s a list of the titles I considered before settling on Don Juan Frankenstein:
The Passion of the Frankenstein
The Erotic Adventures of Frankenstein
Frankensuitor
Frankenstein’s Rendezvous
Rendezvous with Frankenstein
Wooing Frankenstein
A Romantic Evening with Frankenstein
A Romantic Encounter with Frankenstein
Frankenstein’s Personals
The Amorous Adventures of Frankenstein
The Amorous Intentions of Frankenstein
Frankenstein Plays the Field
Casanova Frankenstein
Frankenstein Casanova
Mad About Frankenstein
posted by arthbard at 8:01 pm on Thursday, June 18, 2009
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Improving Your IQ - If only it were that easy.